Shirts

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- LIMITED DROP -
CHICKEN JOCKEY
CHICKS LOVE DICK'S

These shirts cling tighter than your ex. after a "U up?" text. Cut to fit right where it counts, built tough enough to survive range days, bar fights, and awkward Thanksgiving dinners with your anti-2A cousin.

Slip one on and suddenly people think you might know what MOA means, or that you've at least dry fired in public once.

Wear. Flex. Regret Nothing.
Fade resistant. Stain forgiving. Bulletproof? No. But it might deflect responsibility.

Specs that Hug in All the Right Places:
- Fabric: Cotton - "The touch, the feel, the fabri..." yeah, we ruined that jingle too. It's soft enough to regret. Durable enough to repeat.
- Fit: Athletic-ish - Dad bods are welcome too. Get over here big boyyyyy.
- Print: High-End DTF (Not that DTF) - Not gonna flake like your buddies on range day.
- B.S.: It's a T-Shirt...but it's our T-Shirt. And that makes it cooler. Probably.

Yank this thing off in front of someone who deserves to see what bad judgement wrapped in good branding looks like.

Lead Time: 2-4 Weeks (We take pride in our quality. These are made to order in batches.)