Project80

Project80: Unfinished by Design.

Some guys want the whole thing handed to them. Others prefer a little unfinished business. Project80 was born when Dick's Tactical and Meat Muters got together and made the kind of decision their dad's probably wish they hadn't. What came out of that meeting? A tube. Some shot glasses. A condom. A glory hole. And just enough unanswered questions to keep things interesting.

Project80 keeps it simple, raw, and inappropriate in all the right ways. No unnecessary fluff. No pretending this was a responsible collaboration. Just two brands, one bad idea, and a product that leaves a little something to the imagination.

Not finished...on purpose.

Specs that Leave Very Little to the Imagination:
- Material: 7075 Aluminum - Strong, light, and ready for sloppy seconds.
- What's included: 6x Shot Glasses. 1x Condom. 1x Glory Hole - Somehow legal hasn't quit yet.
- Drinks Supported: 9 / 300 / 8.6 - Pick your poison.
- Coating: Raw - Because sometimes bare is better.
- Weight: 9.1 Oz. - Unless you F it up.
- Length & Girth: 5.5" Long x 1.64" Thiccc - It's not always about length. Sometimes girth does the heavy lifting.
- Compatibility: Loves the HUBs

Warning: Know and follow all applicable federal, state, and local laws before modifying, completing, assembling, or using any regulated item.  Drink Responsibly.

Tubes. Cups. Bad Decisions.

PROJECT80 IS LIVE.

Lead Time: 1 Week.  If we are delayed - get over it.