Soft as a secret. Loud as your last name on a no-fly list. These shirts from Dick's aren't just clothing, they're foreplay for the 2A. Wrap your torso in freedom, cowboy.

Combat Cream keeps your weapon slick, loyal, and ready for action. Grease based, water resistant, and white. Because your rifle deserves foreplay too. Just don't eat it, unless you're into that sort of thing.

Built for heat, range runs, and unsolicited opinions. Trucker mesh keeps you cool, one size fits most attitudes. Won't stop bullets, but it might stop small talk. Warning: May cause mild intimidation.